Welcome To The World of Tales
FLASH OF LIGHTENING
CRACK OF THUNDER
THIS WARPED MIND OF TALES
WILL BLOW YOUR WORLD ASUNDER
The Travel Journal
Guatemala January 2008
They are doing it again, and this time they are going to new terrain and making even more ridiculous comments to the all the people they encounter on this botanical journey.
The Team
The Musician
Tim is a crazy poke from Shark, CA. His mama is a botanist, but he is a lost soul. Tim likes playing guitar, beetles, and fast women. He speaks enough Spanish to really get on your nerves, but he is solid in the field and works extremely hard. Unknown to Tim, Tales screwed him over before he ever left for Guatemala. Tim will enjoy all of his long flights to and from Guatemala in a middle seat in the very back row of a large airplane filled with Holiday Guatemalans.
The Mad Scientist
People actually believe what this guy says. Suckers!
The Professor
For the professor, two simple, yet perfect words describe his feelings for Tales. "Pinche gringo."
Sunset at Laguna Yaxha
